I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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