did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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