Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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