who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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