: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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