Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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