You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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