we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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