just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
did you just send me my own nude
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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