dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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