the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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