I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
