No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
