4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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