If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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