he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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