hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Randomize
