That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You can't just leave with hair like that
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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