Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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