just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
50% drunk capacity currently
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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