You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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