you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Randomize
