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(214): View more from Texas

did it hurt when the cum got in your eye

(469): View more from Texas

not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash

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(912): View more from Georgia

He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"

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(904): View more from Florida

Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group

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But you wear shame so well

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder

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(703): View more from Virginia

He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started

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