I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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