She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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