can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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