So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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