it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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