singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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