At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
She announced her abortion via fbk
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
dude. I can hear the air.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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