They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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