yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Randomize
