I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
you traded sex for a burrito?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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