Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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