so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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