I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
