We're like a lot better than the average bears
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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