Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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