Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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