Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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