I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
