wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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