yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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