People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
