You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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