theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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