i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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