well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Is this like a preordered booty call?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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