i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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