everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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