...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Actions speak louder than pants.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
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