You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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