i dedicated my morning wood to you.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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