well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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